She’s no lady. She’s a ninja. And she’s here to take over Gordon’s old job while he’s in Antarctica, complete with an evil Bruce plot to stop. Lost in the jungle as a baby and raised by a troupe of wild ninjas led by Cougar Lee, Cheetah Lee strongly prefers butterscotch to caramel topping on her banana splits, but her favorite is tabasco sauce.

Interpol agent and ninja by day, asleep by night, Gordon is devoted to stopping Bruce from gaining ultimate ninja power and ruling the world. Even being sent to Antarctica to help the penguins doesn’t keep him far from the action, thanks to some pre-recorded VHS tapes of himself that he shipped to Interpol’s offices. He prefers his salad dressing served at the bottom of the salad bowl, not on top.

Gordon is played by Dark Maze honcho Ed Glaser, since he was easy to schedule.

The ruthless ninja leader of the Evil Ninja Empire, Bruce is bent on world domination through any means necessary, including coming back from the dead. Voted “least likely to win Boss of the Year,” Bruce enjoys killing his own minions, long walks on the beach to kill his minions, and killing his minions by candlelight.

Brad's previous credits include Paranoia and The Cinema Snob Movie.

Gordon’s loving wife, Mrs. Gordon disappeared years ago. Fortunately for her (and for Gordon), that was coincidentally just after she finished her self-videotaping project. In her televised form Mrs. Gordon is still an invaluable help to Gordon as he fights the Evil Ninja Empire. Her hobbies are cooking and smiling at strangers.

Sarah's previous credits include The Hooker with a Heart of Gold and Paranoia.

Loyal, efficient, and eerily ready for any request at any time, she’s an ideal secretary to both Cheetah Lee and Gordon. No one remembers when she was hired at Interpol, it just seems as if she’s always been there. Rumor has it her name is engraved on the back of her favorite copier.

Jillian's previous credits include Game Boys and The Hooker with a Heart of Gold.